James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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President Trump Furious He Can’t Get Into Ivanka’s Pants

VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum”

Trump’s Space Force Laser Guns Will Go “Pee! Pee!” Instead of “Pew! Pew!”

Ted Cruz Wants To Make Sure Trump’s Military Parade Money Isn’t Diverted To Veterans’ Healthcare

Trump Rolls-Back Obama Era Endorsement of Oxygen

Parenting Study: Kids Will Probably Be A-Holes Regardless of What You Do

Mexican American Has Surprisingly Little Problem Believing Trump Has Used The N-Word Before

Jim Jordan Legally Changes Name To “Gym Paterno” To Avoid Scandal

Putin Revokes Brennan’s Security Clearance

Obama Can’t Guarantee He Never Heard N-Word

Asshole Really Wants To Give You His Asshole Opinion

Local Man Just Wants to Ensure Immigrants Are Generally Smarter and More Capable Than Himself And Other Idiotic Americans

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