James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump’s Lawyers Release List of Questions They’ll Allow Mueller To Ask Their Client

Lebron James Forms 2020 Election Committee With Slogan: “Real Billionaire, Real President, Real Results”

While Punching Orphan In The Face And Spitting On Nun’s Tits, Trump Complains of ‘Overly Negative Press’

Local Trumper Shocks Town When He Demands They Take Down Statue Of Robert E. Lee

Barack Obama: “I Bet That Punk Ass Beta Cuck Male Stephen Miller Can’t Hold His Breath For 10 Minutes Straight”

West Hollywood Offers Trump’s Walk of Fame Star to Lebron James

Alex Jones’ Material Is Now Only Available in KKK Pamphlets And Dietary Supplements He Hands You As He Checks You Out At WalMart

Trump Admits He’s Just Jealous of the Size of Lebron James’ Bank Account

Man’s Phallus Completely Deflates After Confusing Stomach Pump For Penis Pump

Software Company Develops Real-Time App To Alert Viewers When Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Lying

Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently

White House Doctor: Fox News So Far Up Trump’s Rectum They Can Smell What He Has For Breakfast Before He Eats It

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