James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trumper Buys $45,000 Worth In Nike Socks To Burn In Boycott

Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season

Ted Cruz Grills Kavanaugh For His Views On Booger Eating

Report: More People Watched Aretha Franklin’s Funeral Than Trump’s Inauguration

Secret Service Wants to Question McCain Eulogists For Slaying Trump

San Diego Man Will F**king Fight You If You Say Your Town Has Better Tacos Than His

Flint Man To Join Space Force And Undertake Mission to Mars to Bring Back Water For His Hometown

To Defeat Them, Trump Decides To Buy Google

Fans and Friends Wonder If Louis CK Forced His Comeback on Everyone Too Soon

Flags And McCain’s War Boner at Half Mast

Trump Demands Betsy Ross Redesign American Flag

Google Exec: “Maybe Instead of Googling Himself, The President Should Go Fuck Himself”

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