James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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McDonald’s Debuted Their New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner

Trump Asks Legal Team if Sitting Presidents Can Be Indicted or Impeached During Shutdown

Asshole Itching to Give All His Asshole Opinions

Don Jr. Explains Why ‘Walls Work’ and Why 6 Six Trillion Illegal Mexicans Come Over Ours Every Second

Freshman Democrat Offers Trump Thoughts and Prayers Instead of a Wall

Disneyland to Introduce First, Second, and Steerage Class Tickets

Adderall Will Officiallly Sponsor Trump’s Next Prime Time Border Address

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Commercial Time During Trump’s Border Wall Address

Prime-Time Trump Border Address Will Be Broadcast In English, Spanish, and Moron

Trump Offers to Scratch Border Wall in Favor of Giant Retractable Dome

Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown

Tennessee Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

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