James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Barr Exonerates Dozens of Criminals Who Were Arrested After Scooby-Doo’s Investigations

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Watches Emotionally as Childhood Belfry Goes Up In Flames

Trump: “Aww, Bummer! My Tax Returns Were in Notre Dame!”

Barr Says No Evidence of Fire in Notre Dame Cathedral

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Watches Emotionally as Childhood Belfry Goes Up In Flames

Barr to Publicly Release 400 Pages of Black Boxes and One Sentence Fragment That Kind of Makes Trump Look Okay-ish on Thursday

Trump Wonders Whether First Amendment Protects Omar Because She’s Not Christian

SETI Misses Extraterrestrial Communication During “Game of Thrones” Premiere

Bob Mueller Apologizes to Country for His Coup’s Last Minute Decision to Clear Trump of Collusion Instead

Kirstjen Nielsen Filling Out Employment Application At On The Border Mexican Grill

Sanctuary Cities to Move Illegal Immigrants Dumped on Them by The White House to Trump Resorts

JJ Abrams Reveals Every Character Dead by End of “The Rise of Skywalker”

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