James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room

This Cat Is ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump

Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement

President Trump Narrowly Averts the Crisis of Telling Mexico He Was Putting a Gun Up to His Own Head

Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Mike Pence Orders All Pride Flags Moved From U.S. Embassies and Into His Den of Sin Where They Belong

Alabama Republicans Hold Citizenship Ceremony for ‘Fetal Americans’

President’s Plane Rechristened “Air Force Individual-1”

Trump Economic Adviser: Eliminating Minimum Wage Will Result in 0% Unemployment

Tennessee State House Passes Law Banning Abortion If Your Mother Was Ever Pregnant

President Trump Threatens to Sue ‘Any American’ That Doesn’t Vote to Re-Elect Him

Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For Rare Facial Condition

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