James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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MAGA Boy: “They Ain’t Concentration Camps, They’re Guarded Compounds for the Imprisonment of Ethnic Minorities!”

White House Drama: Eric Tells Ivanka ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not My Mom!’

Crews Will Work Overtime Shampooing Stench of Lies and Au Jus Out of Briefing Room

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eager for First Meal From Her Home Trough

Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum

Ted Cruz Defends Klansman’s YouTube Channel: “It Presents the N-Word for Debate in the Marketplace of Ideas”

Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room

This Cat Is ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump

Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement

President Trump Narrowly Averts the Crisis of Telling Mexico He Was Putting a Gun Up to His Own Head

Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Mike Pence Orders All Pride Flags Moved From U.S. Embassies and Into His Den of Sin Where They Belong

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