James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Tennessee Gov. Signs Proclamation Celebrating Racism

Confused Trump Asks First Lady Why FaceApp’s “Old Man” Filter Seems Broken

Kellyanne Conway Confirms Her Ethnicity As Crypt Keeper

Republican Reminds Dems House Rules Forbid Calling Flaming Bag of Diarrhea on White House Lawn “Sack of Sh-t”

Laura Ingraham Blasts Disney for Not Recasting Aladdin’s Genie White

Fuming Bezos Threatens Hostile Takeover of Offensive Crayons Over Amazon Day Buttplug Protest

Barack Obama Agrees That Donald Trump ‘Doesn’t Have a Racist Bone’ In His Body

Angry Pelosi Reminds Trump It’s Her Job to Diminish and Insult “The Squad” Publicly

President Explains Why Only People Who Voted For Him Have First Amendment Rights

Dinesh D’Souza Says Hurricane Barry’s Real Name is Barack

Trump Threatens to Deport “The Squad” to New Mexico

Lindsey Graham: Racist Tweets Make Trump’s Sphincter Taste ‘Delicious’

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