James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump: “I Could Lynch Someone on 5th Avenue, But That Doesn’t Mean I’m Racist, Does It?”

Trump Threatens to Send Statue of Liberty Back Where She Came From

Will We Ever Know Who Meghan McCain’s Father Is?

Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map

Eric Trump: 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father

Eric Trump Tells Fox News 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father

For Some Unknown Reason, This Canadian Immigrant Hasn’t Felt Threatened by Any of Trump’s Rhetoric

Tennessee Gov. Signs Proclamation Celebrating Racism

Confused Trump Asks First Lady Why FaceApp’s “Old Man” Filter Seems Broken

Kellyanne Conway Confirms Her Ethnicity As Crypt Keeper

Republican Reminds Dems House Rules Forbid Calling Flaming Bag of Diarrhea on White House Lawn “Sack of Sh-t”

Laura Ingraham Blasts Disney for Not Recasting Aladdin’s Genie White

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