James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Campaign to Hold Amazon Kindle Burning

Omar Offers to Pay to Send Rand Paul to a Real Hairdresser

“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s Jizz

Barack Obama Endorses Donald Trump for President

Disney Imagineers Have Begun “Stupid And Prejudiced” Firmware Update of Animatronic Trump

Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to Let Someone Else ‘Hog All the Glory’

Trump Campaign Debuts New 2020 Slogan: “If She’s Brown, Deport Her Down”

Toothless Kentucky Man Would Never Live in Baltimore

Baltimore Rat Feels Right at Home Visiting White House

Hannity Tells Radio Audience He Really Hopes Trump Isn’t A ‘One Term Führer’

Man Invents Device for Translating Farts and Donald Trump

Man Burning Cross in a MAGA Hat Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’

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