James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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The Klan Apologizes For Spelling Error In Pro-Trump Pamphlets

Man Files Freedom of Information Request for Donald Trump’s ‘Human Birth Certificate’

Trump Accuses China Of Being A Chinese Hoax

Marianne Williamson: “Make No Mistake, I’ll Ram These Crystals Right Up Donald Trump’s Puckered A**hole!”

Trump Confident Putin Won’t Lose to Anyone on Democratic Debate Stage

MAGA Boy Outraged No Democrat Screamed About Mexicans or Mentioned Which of Their Children They’d Bang During Debate

Trump Campaign to Hold Amazon Kindle Burning

Omar Offers to Pay to Send Rand Paul to a Real Hairdresser

“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s Jizz

Barack Obama Endorses Donald Trump for President

Disney Imagineers Have Begun “Stupid And Prejudiced” Firmware Update of Animatronic Trump

Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to Let Someone Else ‘Hog All the Glory’

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