James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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President Trump Asks All Intelligence Briefings Include Small Words And Big Pictures

White House Engineers Will Downsize the Trump’s Big Red Button

Trump Asks White House Engineers to Downsize the Big Red Button

Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

Grand Wizard Unsure Whether to Disavow Klan’s Ties to ‘N****r Loving Socialist Democrats’ or Own the Libs With Them

New Policy Dictates Babylon Bee Staff Crucify Themselves Daily in Front of Snopes Headquarters

The Klan Apologizes For Spelling Error In Pro-Trump Pamphlets

Man Files Freedom of Information Request for Donald Trump’s ‘Human Birth Certificate’

Trump Accuses China Of Being A Chinese Hoax

Marianne Williamson: “Make No Mistake, I’ll Ram These Crystals Right Up Donald Trump’s Puckered A**hole!”

Trump Confident Putin Won’t Lose to Anyone on Democratic Debate Stage

MAGA Boy Outraged No Democrat Screamed About Mexicans or Mentioned Which of Their Children They’d Bang During Debate

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