James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Nation Devastated to Find Out McConnell Will Probably Recover From Fall

Trump Says That He Misses Blaming His Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders

5 Reasons America Has Mass Shootings That Aren’t How Easy It Is For Just About Any F**king Idiot to Get a Gun

Local Gun Rights Activist: Mass Shootings ‘Aren’t That Big a Deal Because Everyone Dies’

ISIS Asks Trump For Tips on Inspiring Young Men

Man Blames Violent RPGs For Inspiring Him To Attack School Full Of Young Wizards

Trumper Blames Gilroy, El Paso, and Dayton Shootings on AntiFa, Weakened Muslim Ban, and Border Wall Fight

America Salutes Its Constitution With Back to Back Mass Second Amendment Celebrations in El Paso and Dayton

Weather Channel To Start Including Local Shooting Forecasts in U.S.

Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Friends ‘Listened to Science,’ and Vaccinated Their Baby

Trump: Only People Who Voted For Him Should Have First Amendment Rights

White Guy Annoyed Black Community Won’t Listen To His Advice About Problems He Says They Don’t Have

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