James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump 2020 Campaign Will Use Flaming T’s to Help His Base Find Their Polling Station

John Bolton and Lindsey Graham Hold Hands As They Daydream About Invading Greenland

President Runs Out of Dipping Sauce and Declares ‘National McNugget McMergency’

A New York City Petition to Rename Landfill After Donald Trump Has Over 3 Million Signatures

NRA to Open Virginia “Gun Land” Amusement Park for Kids

A Complete List of Billionaire Pedophile Illegal Immigrant Mass Shooters in the News This Week

Greenland Asks Trump How He Can Afford to Buy Them Without a Loan from His Dad or Putin

Greenland Tells Trump They’re Not Ready to Be Run Into the Ground and Driven Into Bankruptcy Quite Yet

Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the South Rise Again”

If Re-Elected, Trump Could Tap David Duke as Secretary of Race War

Trump Asks if Israel Would Like a Visit from Some “Very Fine People” from Charlottesville Instead of the Squad

Trump Supports Netanyahu’s Islamophobic Response to Fictional Anti-Semitism of “The Squad”

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