James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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God Clarifies Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Fat, Slovenly, Racist Morons’

Denmark Says Greenland Will Be For Sale When Donald Trump Jr. Can Spell It

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Starts Charity to Rebuild Burned Down Childhood Belfry

Babylon Bee Moves Corporate Headquarters to Gilead

News of Planned Parenthood Refusing Federal Funding Sparks Impromptu Spank-Off Between Pence, Santorum

Study Shows Being Female Still #1 Risk Factor Associated With Seeing Dicks You Didn’t Ask to See

Scientists Can Finally Prove Which Trump Can Outsmart a Bag of Hammers

God Says He’s Getting a Lot of Prayers About Mitch McConnell Having a Stroke

New York Offers to Rename Public Toilet After Trump

Trump Writes “I’m Not Racist!” on the Back of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate and Mails It to Central Park 5

Trump Pardons Booth

President Promises TrumpCare Will Cover ‘Non-Existing Conditions’

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