James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Scientists Can Finally Prove Which Trump Can Outsmart a Bag of Hammers

God Says He’s Getting a Lot of Prayers About Mitch McConnell Having a Stroke

New York Offers to Rename Public Toilet After Trump

Trump Writes “I’m Not Racist!” on the Back of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate and Mails It to Central Park 5

Trump Pardons Booth

President Promises TrumpCare Will Cover ‘Non-Existing Conditions’

Trump 2020 Campaign Will Use Flaming T’s to Help His Base Find Their Polling Station

John Bolton and Lindsey Graham Hold Hands As They Daydream About Invading Greenland

President Runs Out of Dipping Sauce and Declares ‘National McNugget McMergency’

A New York City Petition to Rename Landfill After Donald Trump Has Over 3 Million Signatures

NRA to Open Virginia “Gun Land” Amusement Park for Kids

A Complete List of Billionaire Pedophile Illegal Immigrant Mass Shooters in the News This Week

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