James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Turkey Passes On Trump’s Presidential Pardon

Man Burning Cross in MAGA Hat Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’

Jeff Sessions Promises Alabama He’s Still Racist and Mostly Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s Dick

POLL: Literally F_ _king Nobody Wants This Douchebag to Run for President Right Now

Obama Releases List of States That Have Legally Barred Him From Running Charities

Burnett and Trump Teaming Up Again on “The Apprentice: Outhouse”

Bill Gates Explains His Anxiety About Rising Tax Rates to Woman Returning His Missing Wallet With $500,000,000 In It

Projections Show U.S. Could Fund Medicare For All For 400 Years Charging $1 To Punch Mitch McConnell In the Face

Tennessee Man Suing To Shut Down His Local Taco Bell Because It’s ‘Too Mexican’

This Cat ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump

Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi?

President Requires Dirt on Joe Biden Before Pardoning Any Turkeys

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