James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Asked to Find America on a Map With No Labels, Pompeo Points to Russia

President’s Legal Team Delivers Blistering Defense of Wanting to F_ _ k Your Own Daughter

Trump Explains Yovanovitch Tape: He Meant “Take Her Out” for Hamberders and Covfefe

Republican Senator ‘Completely Bored to Death’ With Schiff’s Mountain of Irrefutable Evidence of Trump’s Guilt

Hawley: “The Democrats Are Really Terrified We’re Going to Impeach Hunter Biden”

Trump’s Aborted Fetuses to Speak at Pro-Choice Rally

Cruz: “You Know What? My Wife is an Ugly She-Beast. My Dad Did Try to Kill JFK. Trump Is Totally Innocent.”

Senate GOP Agrees To Hold “Fair and Unbiased Adjudication” of Ice Cream the President Shits

Cruz: “Democrats Are Waging a Partisan Attack On Our Partisan Acquittal After our Partisan Trial”

Impeachment Trial Day 2 Summary: Lying Sacks of Shit Spend Day Lying to Protect a Lying Sack of Shit

Woman Unpopular Enough to Lose Winnable Election to Literal Garbage Says Sanders is Unpopular

McConnell Opens Senate Impeachment Trial With Traditional Burning of the Constitution

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