James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Republican Senator ‘Completely Bored to Death’ With Schiff’s Mountain of Irrefutable Evidence of Trump’s Guilt

Hawley: “The Democrats Are Really Terrified We’re Going to Impeach Hunter Biden”

Trump’s Aborted Fetuses to Speak at Pro-Choice Rally

Cruz: “You Know What? My Wife is an Ugly She-Beast. My Dad Did Try to Kill JFK. Trump Is Totally Innocent.”

Senate GOP Agrees To Hold “Fair and Unbiased Adjudication” of Ice Cream the President Shits

Cruz: “Democrats Are Waging a Partisan Attack On Our Partisan Acquittal After our Partisan Trial”

Impeachment Trial Day 2 Summary: Lying Sacks of Shit Spend Day Lying to Protect a Lying Sack of Shit

Woman Unpopular Enough to Lose Winnable Election to Literal Garbage Says Sanders is Unpopular

McConnell Opens Senate Impeachment Trial With Traditional Burning of the Constitution

Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!”

Data Suggests Virginia Rally Largest Gathering of Small Genitals Since Last Trump Family Reunion

McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias

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