James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Posts from author

Pence: “Clearly What We Need is a Wholesome Halftime Show With Bible Verses and Exposed Penises”

Trump Orders Corporate Merger of Kansas and Missouri

Obama Endorses Trump’s Re-Election

USPS Announces “Whatever” Stamps For Customers Who Just Can’t Right Now

Mexico Agrees to Pay For Stephen Miller’s Hair Plugs

Senate Votes to Lower the Law So It’s Just Beneath Trump

Enormous Rug and 51 Brooms Delivered to Senate Chamber

Murkowski and Alexander to Receive Presidential Medals of Cowardice

Trump Being Fitted for New Crown After Senate Votes Against Impeachment Witnesses

Environmental Conservation Group Fears Extinction of the Vertebrate Republican

Trump Whistleblower Hires Rand Paul’s Neighbor as Bodyguard

Ted Cruz: “If I Wasn’t a Smarmy, Partisan Cunt Maybe I’d Care About Trump Being a Lawless Asshole Tyrant”

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