James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Study Shows 85% of Monopoly Money Used to Snort Pixy Stix

President Trump Devastated First Lady Forgot Him On Valentine’s Day Again This Year

Pundit Who Spent 35 Years Turning GOP Into Cult Trump Could Exploit Has Advice On Democratic Nominee

Hillary Clinton Offers to Represent Roger Stone at Future Parole Hearings

5 Reasons You Should Not Vote for Bernie Sanders

Middle-Aged Man Should Probably Be Better at Fucking By Now

Trump Campaign Buys Hundreds of Thousands of Tiki Torches in Anticipation of Rally Crowd Sizes

Bloomberg Offers $500 to Any Voter Who Lets Him Stop and Frisk Them

Barr Officially Renames DOJ the “Donald Trump’s Department of Trumpian Justice as Long as Trump Agrees”

Look at This Obsequious, Pudgy Cunt Corrupting Our Justice Department at the Behest of His Pudgy Cunt Boss

Barr: DOJ Wants to Give Roger Stone Credit for Time Served Under Trump’s Balls

Trump Appoints Giuliani as DOJ’s New Director of Democrat Investigations

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