James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Spoiler Alert: You’re a Fucking Asshole

Poll Shows Majority of Americans Wouldn’t Mind if Coronavirus Outbreak Contained Only to Oval Office

Mike Pence Orders CDC to Quadruple Thought and Prayer Capacity to Combat Coronavirus

‘This country will never elect a socialist!’ – Woman Who Said No Black Man Would Ever Be President

Trump Worried Too Many Solar Panels Means Humans Might ‘Suck Up All the Sunlight’

Mike Pence Listening to Low-Volume Porn on Headphones But Tells Mother It’s ASMR

Five Humans and Two Billionaires Hold Two Hour Shouting Match

Incoming Disney CEO Reaffirms Company’s Committment to Executive Bonuses and Homeless Park Employees

President Promises TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’

Man Kicking Himself for Missing the Perfect Opportunity to Kill Himself

Trump Administration Tells Americans Coronavirus Would Have Been Stopped By Trump’s Wall

Sotomayor and Ginsburg Suggest Trump Should Recuse Himself From All Cases Involving America

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