James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump: Coronavirus Part of Deep State Plot to Tank the Stock Market and Hurt His Re-Election Chances

Trump Issues Executive Order for Dow Jones to Work Like Golf Scores

President Acknowledges He Had to Buy His Sons’ Way Into Trump University

Spoiler Alert: You’re a Fucking Asshole

Poll Shows Majority of Americans Wouldn’t Mind if Coronavirus Outbreak Contained Only to Oval Office

Mike Pence Orders CDC to Quadruple Thought and Prayer Capacity to Combat Coronavirus

‘This country will never elect a socialist!’ – Woman Who Said No Black Man Would Ever Be President

Trump Worried Too Many Solar Panels Means Humans Might ‘Suck Up All the Sunlight’

Mike Pence Listening to Low-Volume Porn on Headphones But Tells Mother It’s ASMR

Five Humans and Two Billionaires Hold Two Hour Shouting Match

Incoming Disney CEO Reaffirms Company’s Committment to Executive Bonuses and Homeless Park Employees

President Promises TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’

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