James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Dad’s Jokes Might Be Better If He Had Time to Hit Open Mics Instead of Working Two Jobs to Support You Fuckin’ Ingrates

Man Uncomfortable With How Similar His Stepson’s Pornhub Search History Is to His Own

Mike Pence Was Looking for Coronavirus Videos and Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours

Local Man Not Sure He’ll Get a Return on All the Money He Invested in His Son

New Tide-Pons Promise to Leave Your Reproductive System ‘Refreshed and Fresh Smelling’ After Your Next Period

Quarantined Cruise Passenger Says Ship Talent Show ‘Far Worse’ Than Coronavirus Outbreak

Donald Trump Jr: “Hunter Biden Should Be Ashamed of Using His Dad’s Name to Get Jobs He’s Totally Unqualified For”

Woman Doesn’t Think Her Cat Cares That She Was Diagnosed With Coronavirus

David Avocado Wolfe and Gwyneth Paltrow Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team

Mark Meadows Named White House Grand Imperial Chief of Staff

Alex Jones Asks Why Trump Administration Hasn’t Used Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect America

President Says Americans Should Trust His Coronavirus Leadership Because of His Medical Degree from Trump University

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