James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Local Woman Refuses to Accept Trophy for World’s Most Stubborn Person

Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Medal of Freedom

Coronavirus Qurantines Itself From Ted Cruz

Coronavirus Threat Could Mean Millions of Americans Don’t Pretend to Be Irish Stereotypes This Year

Kellyanne Conway: “The Market is Alternatively Booming Because Investors Are Alternatively Confident in Us”

Poll: Most Americans Would Rather Have 4 More Years of Coronavirus Than Trump

Dad’s Jokes Might Be Better If He Had Time to Hit Open Mics Instead of Working Two Jobs to Support You Fuckin’ Ingrates

Man Uncomfortable With How Similar His Stepson’s Pornhub Search History Is to His Own

Mike Pence Was Looking for Coronavirus Videos and Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours

Local Man Not Sure He’ll Get a Return on All the Money He Invested in His Son

New Tide-Pons Promise to Leave Your Reproductive System ‘Refreshed and Fresh Smelling’ After Your Next Period

Quarantined Cruise Passenger Says Ship Talent Show ‘Far Worse’ Than Coronavirus Outbreak

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