James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Boasts More People Will Die from His ‘Biggest and Best’ Pandemic Than Any Other President’s Pandemic

DNC Says Next Presidential Debate Will Be Bare Chested Brawl Between Biden and Sanders

Trump Now Requires Everyone to Get Coronavirus Test Before Kissing His Ass

CDC Recommends Americans Quarantine Themselves From President Trump

Toddler Doesn’t Give a Fuck

Town Goes Nuts for Local Man’s Pubic Topiaries

Man Buys All of Store’s Toilet Paper and Canned Chili to Survive Coronavirus Quarantine

Stephen Miller Announces He’s Immune to Human Mutation of Coronavirus

Iconic Rock Band Enters Corporate Partnership With McDonald’s

Trump Accuses Obama/Biden of Creating Coronavirus as ‘Part of a Flu Coup’

Trump Worries ‘Obama’s Stock Market Crash’ Will Tank His Economy

Local Woman Refuses to Accept Trophy for World’s Most Stubborn Person

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