James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Tests Negative for Coronavirus, But Positive for Dumbfuck Flu

2020 Polls: Coronavirus Beating Trump in Head-to-Head Matchup

Alabama ‘Looking Into’ Prosecuting God for Miscarriages

Poll: 70% of Americans Believe Trump Should Self-Quarantine in Hole Six Feet Underground

Report: People Were Socially Distancing Themselves From You Way Before Coronavirus

President Agrees to Coronavirus Test After Being Assured It Has No Spelling or Math Questions

Postponed Coachella Will Now Offer $1200 Boutique Coronavirus Testing Tent

Disneyland Having All Its Caribbean Pirates Tested for Coronavirus

Quarantined Cruise Passenger: Ship Talent Show ‘Far Worse’ Than Coronavirus Outbreak

Update: There Are Still LEGO On The Goddamned Floor

Federal Reserve Funds $1.5 Trillion in Universal Bank Care

Married Couple Might Get to Fuck Again Some Day

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