James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Postponed Coachella Will Now Offer $1200 Boutique Coronavirus Testing Tent

Disneyland Having All Its Caribbean Pirates Tested for Coronavirus

Quarantined Cruise Passenger: Ship Talent Show ‘Far Worse’ Than Coronavirus Outbreak

Update: There Are Still LEGO On The Goddamned Floor

Federal Reserve Funds $1.5 Trillion in Universal Bank Care

Married Couple Might Get to Fuck Again Some Day

Trump Accuses ‘Mr. Dow Jones’ of Being a Never Trumper

White House Wants Bill Outlawing Abortion After Point Of Erection

Coronavirus Nominated for Best Virus In a Best Actor in a Lead Role

Trump Asks Joint Chiefs If U.S. Can ‘Nuke Coronavirus Like a Hurricane’

Petition to Put Harvey Weinstein In Epstein’s Prison Cell Reaches Six Million Signatures

Trump Boys All Set To Go Bear Hunting on Trip to New York Stock Exchange

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