James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Jesus Sees Image of Potato Chip in Bathroom Mirror

NRA President Says Obama Confiscated So Many Guns, Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus

Netflix Announces Tiger King Follow-Up: “Even More Assholes Treating Each Other Like Shit”

Trump: “What Was I Supposed To Do? Golf, Defend Myself From Impeachment, AND Keep An Eye On The Pandemic?”

Man Wishes His Imaginary Friends Would Just Get Along With His Made-Up Wife

Local Couple: Sex Was Really Good Until Husband Got Involved

Jesus Christ: “Dude, What The Fuck’s Up With The MyPillow Guy?”

Trump Blames Democrats for Impeaching Him Instead of Coronavirus

White House to Begin Reporting Coronavirus and Democrat Hoax Deaths Separately

CDC Says to Stop Licking Surfaces Clean Like Cats

Coronavirus Update: Trump Officially Moves Easter to June 5th

Treasury Department Announces Senior Jobs Program for Economic Recovery From Coronavirus

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