James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump: “What Was I Supposed To Do? Golf, Defend Myself From Impeachment, AND Keep An Eye On The Pandemic?”

Man Wishes His Imaginary Friends Would Just Get Along With His Made-Up Wife

Local Couple: Sex Was Really Good Until Husband Got Involved

Jesus Christ: “Dude, What The Fuck’s Up With The MyPillow Guy?”

Trump Blames Democrats for Impeaching Him Instead of Coronavirus

White House to Begin Reporting Coronavirus and Democrat Hoax Deaths Separately

CDC Says to Stop Licking Surfaces Clean Like Cats

Coronavirus Update: Trump Officially Moves Easter to June 5th

Treasury Department Announces Senior Jobs Program for Economic Recovery From Coronavirus

Republican: Free College Plans Set America on a ‘Dangerous Path’ to Intelligent People

Gwyneth Paltrow and David Avocado Wolfe Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team

CDC Suggests Chronic Masturbators Replace Regular Lube With Hand Sanitizer

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