James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Posts from author

Bernie Sanders to Send What’s Left of His Vocal Cords to Presidential Election Hall of Fame

Trump Thanks Those Who Have Died from Coronavirus for Bumping Up His Briefings’ TV Ratings

Local MAGA-Boy Confused How He Got ‘The COVID’ After Taking Trump’s Snakeoil for Three Years

Trump Says He’s ‘Heard Good Things’ About Treating Coronavirus With Blowtorches and Flamethrowers

Stupidfuck Training to Become Dumbfuck

Whiny Bitch Says He’d Suck Less at COVID-19 Response If Media Wasn’t So Mean To His Baby Ass

Pro-Life Supreme Court Justices Rule ‘Not So Much’ When It Comes to Wisconsin Voters

CDC Urges Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods

4 Ways to Tell If You Use the Word “Sheeple” Too Much

Participants Agree Zoom Orgy Only 30% Less Creepy Than In-Person One

Pro-Trump Televangelist Wonders if COVID-19 God’s Punishment for Impeaching Trump

White House Adds Drs. Giuliani, Hannity, and Lahren to Coronavirus Task Force

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