James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Says He’s ‘Heard Good Things’ About Treating Coronavirus With Blowtorches and Flamethrowers

Stupidfuck Training to Become Dumbfuck

Whiny Bitch Says He’d Suck Less at COVID-19 Response If Media Wasn’t So Mean To His Baby Ass

Pro-Life Supreme Court Justices Rule ‘Not So Much’ When It Comes to Wisconsin Voters

CDC Urges Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods

4 Ways to Tell If You Use the Word “Sheeple” Too Much

Participants Agree Zoom Orgy Only 30% Less Creepy Than In-Person One

Pro-Trump Televangelist Wonders if COVID-19 God’s Punishment for Impeaching Trump

White House Adds Drs. Giuliani, Hannity, and Lahren to Coronavirus Task Force

Alex Jones Says Trump Administration Can Use Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect Americans

Mike Pence Went Looking for Coronavirus Videos But Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours

Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Trump to Officially Move Easter to June 5th

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