James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Bernie or Bust Voter Won’t Vote For DNC Shill Bernie Sanders After Biden Endorsement

President Trump Worried Extended Coronavirus Lockdowns Might Cause Burrito Covering Shortages

Trump: “What’s The Point of Lying If Jerks In The Press Are Going To Tell Everyone I Lied?”

Hannity Accuses Fauci of Being Part of ‘Deep State Plot’ to Make Trump ‘Look Bad By Saving Lives’

Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives a Fuck How Many People Die If My TV Ratings Are Good?!”

Jesus Still Doesn’t Know Why Everyone Calls the Day He Was Executed “Good Friday”

RBG: “Hey Assholes! I’m Not Immortal, So Which Old White Guy You Trust More to Find My Replacement?”

Quarantine Panic! Man Already Masturbated to Everything on Pornhub That Doesn’t Involve Incest

Essential Worker Not Sure Non-Essential Workers Deserve Living Wage During Pandemic

Dr. Dumbfuck and Nurse Stupid-Ass Prescribe Hydroxychloroquine for Every American

Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products

Kellyanne Conway Says The Trump Economy Can ‘Easily Handle’ 17 Million Americans Filing for ‘Alternative Employment’

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