James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Hannity Accuses Fauci of Being Part of ‘Deep State Plot’ to Make Trump ‘Look Bad By Saving Lives’

Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives a Fuck How Many People Die If My TV Ratings Are Good?!”

Jesus Still Doesn’t Know Why Everyone Calls the Day He Was Executed “Good Friday”

RBG: “Hey Assholes! I’m Not Immortal, So Which Old White Guy You Trust More to Find My Replacement?”

Quarantine Panic! Man Already Masturbated to Everything on Pornhub That Doesn’t Involve Incest

Essential Worker Not Sure Non-Essential Workers Deserve Living Wage During Pandemic

Dr. Dumbfuck and Nurse Stupid-Ass Prescribe Hydroxychloroquine for Every American

Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products

Kellyanne Conway Says The Trump Economy Can ‘Easily Handle’ 17 Million Americans Filing for ‘Alternative Employment’

Bernie Sanders to Send What’s Left of His Vocal Cords to Presidential Election Hall of Fame

Trump Thanks Those Who Have Died from Coronavirus for Bumping Up His Briefings’ TV Ratings

Local MAGA-Boy Confused How He Got ‘The COVID’ After Taking Trump’s Snakeoil for Three Years

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