James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Campaign Sells Out $500 Candles That Smell Like President’s Butthole

Roger Stone Wants Conjugal Visits With Trump’s Ass

Man’s Dick Denies All Liability For His Actions

Lindsey Graham Doesn’t Think Senate Should Return Until He Can Fit His Mask Over Trump’s Nuts

Vice President Pence: “I’m Just Used To Leaving the House With The President’s Rectum Covering My Face”

Trump Reassures First Lady Coronavirus Is Not Sexually Transmitted

Protesters Demand Right to Congregate During Zombie Outbreak

New Poll: 75% of Americans Hope Trump and Kim Jong-un Share a Cardiologist

Mike Pence Asks Heaven If Jesus Could Join Coronavirus Response Team

UPDATE: No YOU’RE Drinking Too Much During the Coronavirus Quarantine, Asshole!

Dipshits Flock to Beaches to Help Stop Stopping Spread of Coronavirus

55,000 Dead Americans Agree: It’s Important to Recognize How Mean The Press Is To Trump

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