James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump University Med School Invents Breakthrough COVID-19 Vaccine Made From “Serpentine Grease”

ISIS Claims Responsibility for Coronavirus Quarantine Protests

Trump Pledges 10,000 Flotation Devices to ‘Help the Mexicans Survive’ Cinco de Mayo

Trump Calls William Shatner to Wish Him Happy May The 4th

Local Militia Group Preparing to Liberate Chick-Fil-A Dining Room From Coronavirus Lockdown

Lincoln’s Ghost Offers to Take Trump on Tour of Ford’s Theater

Trump Promises to Defeat the Coronavirus With the Electoral College

Armed Protesters Demand Their Right to Domestic Terrorism for Haircuts

Bill Gates Offers to Buy and Delete Elon Musk

CDC Studying Effect of Presidential Rage Tweets About Confessed Criminal Traitors on COVID-19

Trump Campaign Sells Out $500 Candles That Smell Like President’s Butthole

Roger Stone Wants Conjugal Visits With Trump’s Ass

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