James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Threatens to Throw His Bone Spurs at Mattis

Nation’s Guns Afraid They’re Getting a Bad Reputation from Trigger-Happy Cops

Scientists Confirm Responding to Extrajudicial Homicide With ‘All Lives Matter’ Makes You a Total Cunt

Trump Blames Antifa for His Small Hands, Mangled Dick, and Obsession with Superior Black Man

Local Cop Will Stop Beating the Fuck Out of You As Soon as You Stop Resisting the Beating

4 out of 5 Morons Agree: Trump is a Good President

Trump Condemns Antifa Propaganda Like “Saving Private Ryan,” “Inglourious Basterds,” and “Indiana Jones”

Alphabet Announces New Porn-Only Web Browser Called “Google Cream”

Americans Designate MAGA a Terrorist Organization

Trump: “This Book Has Absolutely No Pictures of Titties In It”

Selfish Fuck Oppressed by Polite Request to Wear Face Mask in Public

White House Had GrubHub Deliver $42,000 in McDonald’s to Trump’s Bunker

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