James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Babylon Bee Writer Laughing At “Blazing Saddles” for All The Wrong Reasons

Barr Says Presidents Can Ignore Election Results They Don’t Agree With

Party of Lincoln Outraged People Keep Pulling Down Statues of His Enemies

NYC Offers to Paint “Orange Lies Matter” in Front of Trump Tower Instead

An Angry, Racist, Orange Bag of Diarrhea Will No Longer Voice the Character of Donald Trump

Unknown White House Official Tried Convincing Trump COVID-19 Was Obama’s Idea

CDC Study Shows Wearing a Mask Reduces Spreading Selfish Douchebaggery by 100%

Trump Tells Taliban They Owe Him a Cut

DNC Encourages Trump Supporters to Boycott Elections With Mail-in Ballots

Lahren: NASA Should Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

Should I Be Concerned That My Penile Discharge Looks Exactly Like Stephen Miller?

Disney Assures Visitors They Can Still Hurl Racist Insults at Employees While Riding Updated Splash Mountain

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