James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Man and Weed Dealer Have Agreement Not to Discuss Politics

Ghosts of Elijah Cummings and John Lewis Mistake Jar of Mayonnaise for Marco Rubio

DNC Announces First Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump and Chris Wallace

White House Urges Americans to Perform Nightly Under-Bed Antifa Checks

Hannity, Ingraham, Bongino, Hitler Support Feds’ Crackdown on Peaceful Portland Protesters

Ginsburg: “Cancer Can’t Make Me Resign Until It Leaves The White House First”

Trump Orders EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plant Life

Facebook Introduces “Bullshit” Post Reaction

Trump Suggests Adult Film Industry Rename ATMs to “Doing a McEnany”

White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account

DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

Sources Confirm: President Trump Still Likes Russian Whore Piss And Wants To Fuck His Daughter

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