James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Devin Nunes Questions Founders’ Motives for Not Allowing Presidents to Delay Elections

Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life

That Time When Obama Suggested Delaying the Election and Republicans Were All Like, “Cool.”

Town Shocked to Discover Local Pious Man Actually Just Raging Hypocrite

Dr. Stella Immanuel to Head Up New White House Coronavirus and Demon Sperm Task Force

Trump Demands MySpace Make Him Part of Everyone’s Top 8

Poll: Majority of Americans Rooting for COVID-19

Trump Supporters Are Flooding WalMart Pharmacies With Demands for Alien DNA

MLB Institutes Designated Ventilator Rule

Barr Tells House There’s No Way Trump Can Contest Election Unless He “Stomps His Feet and Holds His Breath Long Enough”

Jim Jordan: “Bill Barr Was the Only One With The Courage to Suck Trump Off and Make Him King”

President Retweets Breitbart Article Claiming COVID Can Be Cured with Trump Steaks

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