James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Melania Trump Already Hard at Work Practicing Michelle Obama’s DNC 2020 Speech

Trump Demands Secret Service Arrest Michelle Obama For “Verbally Beating the Living Shit” Out of Him

Biden Campaign Worried They Might Not Win the ‘Injects Self With Bleach’ Vote

She Wants to “Save The Children,” Just Not the Ones in Trump’s Concentration Camps

Palpatine Defends Dismantling Republic Postal Service Less Than Three Months Before Galactic Election

God Apologizes for His “Sloppy Aim”

Trump Wants USPS to Charge Democrats $200 a Stamp Until November 4th

Can You Spot All The Similarities These Two Share That Make Trump Question Their Eligibility?

Cowboys Change Cheerleader Squad Name to “Super Spreaders”

Trump: “Harris and Biden Are Dangerous Marxist Commies in Wall Street’s Back Pocket!”

Super-Liberal Can’t Support First Multiracial Female VP Candidate With Identical Voting Record as Bernie Sanders

Trump Presses Thighland’s President for Dirt on Kamala Harris

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