James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Cruz: “The Biden Rule Only Applies to Black Democrat Presidents”

UPDATE: Mitch McConnell Still a Certifiably Racist, Wet-Eyed, Wattle-Necked Cuntsicle

1776 Commission Will Teach Kids Facts About America’s Totally Not Racist Past of Slavery, Genocide, Jim Crow, and Internment Camps

Mike Pence Explains How Ripping Wombs Out of Immigrant Women is Pro-Life and Not Permanent Abortion

Mob Storms Local Taco Bell Demanding Mexican Pizzas

Barr Suggests Charging People Who Vote for Biden With Sedition

Trump: “All Lives Matter Except in Blue States”

Pussy Grabbing Predator With 25 Credible Allegations of Sexual Assault Can’t Wait to Bring Up Biden’s Past

Joe Biden Uses Teleprompter to Read the Names of 200,000 Americans Who Died from Covid-19

ABC Town Hall Unfairly Ambushes Dear President With Questions from American Voters

Local Witch Casts “ShutTheFuckUpicus Totallus” Curse on JK Rowling

Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California

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