James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Posts from author

Why Won’t Joe Biden Agree to a Full Body Cavity Search Before Tonight’s Debate?

Biden Thanks Orange Garbage Bag Full of Molten, Diarrhea for Preparing Him to Debate Trump

Trump Thought IRS Stood For “I Repulsed Stormy”

Biden: “I Know Watching People Piss Might Be His Thing, But I Won’t Be Taking Trump’s Drug Test”

Barrett Promises to Leave Her Religion Out of Legal Opinions as Long as God and Her Husband Say She Can

In 2017, Trump Spent $750 in Taxes, and $750,000 in Big Macs

Lindsey Graham Offering ‘Handies and Half-and-Halfs’ to Campaign Donors

Trump Issues The Constipation Proclamation

Well That’s It. The Republicans Have Convinced Me. I am NOT Voting for Hunter Biden!

President Trump Promises Peaceful Transfer of Power to John Barron, David Dennison, or Bobby Putin

Louisville DA: “Black Lives Matter, But Drywall Matters Enough to Charge Someone”

Remembering When Obama Wouldn’t Commit to a Peaceful Transfer of Power and Republicans Were Like, “Meh.”

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