James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Demands Every Vote Cast For Him Is Counted ‘At Least Once’

Donald Trump Has Many Things In Common With Abraham Lincoln. Here Are Just Some Of Them.

Matt Gaetz Says ‘Trump’s Bootyhole Had the Dewy Essence of Victory’ After Final Debate With Biden

74 Year Old Toddler Posts Full Video of His “60 Minutes” Tantrum

Cousin Fucker Says He Wasn’t Fondling His Cousin Fucking Junk No Matter How Much It Looks Like It

White House Releases List of Purchases Trump Has Made Using Funds From His Secret Chinese Bank Account

To Sidestep Having His Mic Cut, Trump Plans to Share Biden’s Podium

Don Jr Mocks Hunter Biden For Having a Dad Who Loves and Cares About Him

Through Tears of Joy, Lung Cancer Tells Radio Audience Its Stage 4 Limbaugh Infection Has ‘Almost Run Its Course’

Biden Promises He’ll Hold a Big Ceremony to Hang Trump’s Presidential Mugshot

Trump Complains Debate Moderator Will Ask Questions About His Real Record Instead of His Imaginary One

Dr. Dre Fauci Suggests Trump May Want to Have Himself Tested for ‘Punkassbitchitis’

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