James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Putin Wonders If He’ll Be Batting a Thousand or .500 After Votes Counted

Trump Kids Ask Daddy If It’s Time to Start Stripping the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring Yet

Trump Demands States Only Tally Biden Votes as High as His Base Can Count

Win or Lose, Trump is Entitled to Secret Service Protection and Lindsey Graham BJs For Life

Trump: “When You Look At Countries Called The United States, We’re Doing the Best”

Biden Supporters Surround Trump Bus and Tell It How to Get to Sesame Street

Brett Favre ‘Thankful’ for Career Full of Head Injuries That Inspired Him to Vote for Trump

Asshole Dresses as President for Final Halloween in the White House

Mother Checks Purse for Drugs Before Taking Her Kids Trick or Treating

Biden Plans to Deploy Official Democrat Antifa Squads In the Event of Post-Election Civil Unrest

On Her 39th Birthday, Ivanka’s Just One Year From Being Traded For Younger, Hotter Daughter

Televangelist Publishes “MAGA-Friendly” Bible Just Three Pages Long

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