James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Asshole Dresses as President for Final Halloween in the White House

Mother Checks Purse for Drugs Before Taking Her Kids Trick or Treating

Biden Plans to Deploy Official Democrat Antifa Squads In the Event of Post-Election Civil Unrest

On Her 39th Birthday, Ivanka’s Just One Year From Being Traded For Younger, Hotter Daughter

Televangelist Publishes “MAGA-Friendly” Bible Just Three Pages Long

President Declares Tampa Bay Rays Winners of World Series ‘By Electoral College Rules’

Dinesh D’Souza Can’t Quite Bring Himself to Call Klansman a “Liberal” to His Hooded Face

Ivanka: “America Needs the Leadership of Small Hands and Even Smaller Genitals”

Man Regrets His Early Vote for Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Merriam-Webster Redefines the Word “Cunty”

Brett Kavanaugh Had Really Wrong Idea Why Some Call Amy Coney Barrett a “Super Spreader”

Okay Zuckerberg. You Win. I’ll Become a White Nationalist Domestic Terrorist So I Can Keep Using Facebook.

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