James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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75 Million Americans Wipe and Flush

Ivanka Really Not Looking Forward to Sleeping Her Way to the Top of the Trump Organization Again

Trump Diagnosed With Second Form of ED

Fox News Promises Trump They’ll Call Him “President” Even After Biden’s Sworn In and Dismantles His Legacy

74 Year Old Toddler Claims Victory Without Actually Winning

Trump Campaign Sues America

State Law Requires Every Nevada Resident to Inspect and Approve Each Counted Ballot

A Handy Guide for Determining How Many of the Votes to Count in a Close Election

Moscow Joins Trump Lawsuit Seeking to End Vote Counting in Pennsylvania

Report: More Than 70 Million Americans Voted to Steal the Election from Donald Trump

Votes and Math Really Starting to Piss Donald Trump Off

Palpatine Declares Himself Chancellor With Millions of Votes Left to Count From Outer Rim

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