James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Asks SCOTUS to Force States to Count Votes Using Three-Fifths Compromise

After Playing Fetch With Tiffany, Trump Says His Bone Spurs Feel Just Fine

President Finds It Hard To Believe 80 Million Fuckin’ Assholes and Losers Voted For Biden and Not Him

Trump Names Randy Quaid New Head of Legal Team

Crews Greasing Door Hinges In Case Trump Has to be Pushed Out of White House

Cruz Warns Democrats Might Try to Steal Future Elections With More Votes than Republicans

Trump Supporter Presents Mexico With Bill for “Billions of Miles of Trump’s Wall”

Trump Administration Will Start Giving Biden Transition Team Covfefe Briefings

Trump Still Hasn’t Said When Or If He’ll Return Rubio’s, Cruz’s, and Graham’s Balls

Eric and Don Jr Ask Santa for a PS5 and a New Election

Housekeeping Unsure How Long It Will Take to Fumigate Stench of Stupid from White House

Trump Grants Permission to John Barron to Concede to Joe Biden

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