James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Horny Jesus Reminds You He’s Also the Reason for the Squeezin’

Trump Tells His Kids He Expects To Be Called “President Daddy” The Rest of His Life

Report: FBI Investigating Whether Trump Spent $3 Million in Wisconsin Buying Votes

In 5-4 Decision, Supreme Court Says Jesus Is the Reason for the Season

Trumpist Strikes a Blow for Freedom by Giving His Grandmother Covid-19 on Thanksgiving

Trump Asks SCOTUS to Force States to Count Votes Using Three-Fifths Compromise

After Playing Fetch With Tiffany, Trump Says His Bone Spurs Feel Just Fine

President Finds It Hard To Believe 80 Million Fuckin’ Assholes and Losers Voted For Biden and Not Him

Trump Names Randy Quaid New Head of Legal Team

Crews Greasing Door Hinges In Case Trump Has to be Pushed Out of White House

Cruz Warns Democrats Might Try to Steal Future Elections With More Votes than Republicans

Trump Supporter Presents Mexico With Bill for “Billions of Miles of Trump’s Wall”

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