James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Santa Claus Says Americans Already Got This Year’s ‘Big Gift’ on November 3rd

Nervous Ivanka Asks President Daddy If She’d Get Secret Service Protection in Jail

Trump Administration Rushing to Install Its Derp State Operatives to Sabotage Biden’s Agenda

Trump Legal Team Wants to Wrap Entire Supreme Court in Tinfoil Before Presenting Their Arguments

5 Evidence-Free Accusations We’re Making About Trump’s Legal Team

Trump Releases 45 Minute Long Facebook Video Making the Case For Why He’s a Sore Loser Bitch

Gaetz Says He Has Proof of Deep State Coup Against Trump Enlisting 80 Million American Voters

Heartbroken Trump Boys Think They Have to Call Joe Biden “Daddy” Now

Users Spot eBay Listings for The Lincoln Bedroom Set and The President’s Resolute Desk

Racist Rectal Warts Are Leaving Facebook and Twitter for Parler

A List of The Totally Innocent Offspring Who Might Get a Trump Pardon

Trump Asks Pentagon to ‘Quietly’ Put a Dozen F-35 Jets in His Florida Storage Unit

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