James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Scientist Says Boebert Was Created In a Lab With Sarah Palin’s Brain and Wayne LaPierre’s Dick Sweat

United Airlines Ending Its Frequent Fuckface Miles Program

Mexico Offers to Pay to Send Ted Cruz Back to Canada

Satan Tells Limbaugh to ‘Fuck Off Out Of Here’

Planned Parenthood Will Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions

Think Your Political Party Has Become a Death Cult of Personality? We Have Five Ways You Can Tell.

Vaccinated Bureaucrat Making Six Figure Income Has Thoughts on Your Kids Rushing Back to School

Jim Jordan Blames Cancel Culture for His Miniscule Dick

Illinois GOP Censures Abe Lincoln

McConnell Blames OJ For His Ex-Wife’s Multiple Stab Wounds, Says He’s Would Have Voted Not Guilty

Senate Republicans Wish Every American a Happy Sucking-Off Insurrectionist Former Presidents Day!

Single Term President Loses One More Vote Count and “Wins” Again

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