Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Week #415): Total Guns Confiscated by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Week 414):

Total Caches of Weapons and Ammunition, Seized by President Barack Obama (Entire Presidency):

Total Confederate Flags: Burned by President Barack Obama:

Total Wars on Christianity: Started by President Barack Obama:

Total Corpses of Ronald Reagan: Skull-Fucked by President Barack Obama:

Total Sharia Laws: Instituted by President Barack Obama:

Total Kenyan Birth Certificates: Hidden From Public by President Barack Obama:

Total FEMA Camps: Opened and Forced Internment Into by President Barack Obama:

Total Capitalisms Destroyed and Replaced With Socialisms by President Barack Obama:

Total Number of Wickedly Stupid Things That Conservatives Truly Believe President Obama and All Liberals Want To Do To America:

“A shamefully large number.”