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God Apologizes for Not Making Two Specific Women Pro-Choice

"Two abortions could have saved millions of people heartache..." - Larry...
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Trump Bans “Treasonously Accurate Portrayals” of People on Sketch Comedy Shows

"...I don't know who gave anybody the idea that they're allowed...
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So You Bought the Presidency, But Still Cant Afford a Personality That Isn’t Cancer

"It's probably as sad a feeling as you get realizing that...
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President Musk Just Changed Every American’s Social Security Number to “69-X-DOGE-LOL”

"...a guy who writes for The Babylon Bee told me this...
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How Much Universal Healthcare Could We Get For the Price of One Gaza?

"...maybe I'm not aware of some egg-related benefits to buying Gaza...
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I Voted For Jesus Fascism and All I Got Was My Welfare Frozen!

It was one thing when I was confident the next four...
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Jim Jordan Happy to Give Congressional Spending Power to Trump’s Ballsack

"The simple truth is that between me, Ted Cruz, and Defense...
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How Come The President Didn’t Put His Hand on the Bible to Take His Oath?

Instead of all this conjecture and wondering aloud, maybe I should...
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Is DEI Why Your Family Thinks You’re a Racist Piece of Shit?

You haven't spoken to your youngest child about anything meaningful for...
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Trump Just Ordered Epstein Island Relocated to Gulf of America

"...we can just hook up a couple bungee cords to the...
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