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Eagles Accept Gavin Newsom’s Invitation to Visit California

"As much as we would have graciously eaten a cold Big...
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I Don’t Need to See Proof of What DOGE Claims. I’m an Idiotic, Bigoted Moron.

"...What kind of person with critical thinking skills would care to...
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Among Rapists, Jesus Nazis, Traitors, and Morons, His Approval Rating Has Never Been Higher

According to polls conducted by prominent conservative outlets like Fox News,...
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Trump Says Jews “Should Never Have Started” the Holocaust With Hitler

"No, that's not antisemitic. All the Jews I keep on my...
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God Apologizes for Not Making Two Specific Women Pro-Choice

"Two abortions could have saved millions of people heartache..." - Larry...
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Trump Bans “Treasonously Accurate Portrayals” of People on Sketch Comedy Shows

"...I don't know who gave anybody the idea that they're allowed...
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So You Bought the Presidency, But Still Cant Afford a Personality That Isn’t Cancer

"It's probably as sad a feeling as you get realizing that...
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President Musk Just Changed Every American’s Social Security Number to “69-X-DOGE-LOL”

"...a guy who writes for The Babylon Bee told me this...
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How Much Universal Healthcare Could We Get For the Price of One Gaza?

"...maybe I'm not aware of some egg-related benefits to buying Gaza...
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I Voted For Jesus Fascism and All I Got Was My Welfare Frozen!

It was one thing when I was confident the next four...
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