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History: The Day a President Suffered Humiliating Insurrectile Dysfunction

In American history, there are many dates that carry more importance...
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Hannity Was Served His January 6th Subpoena While He Was Still Inside Trump’s Butthole

MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA -- Not long after the Select Congressional Committee investigating...
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Trump to Mark Anniversary of Jan. 6th by Storming McDonald’s Playground He Was Kicked Out Of

FARTS A LOT, THOUGH -- FLORIDA --Tomorrow will mark the one...
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McConnell Warns Democrats Not to Change the Filibuster Like He Changed the Filibuster

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In order to push Supreme Court Justice Neil...
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Don’t Worry! You Can Still Follow MTG on Twitter for Horses.

These days, it can be really difficult to find a consistent...
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Ivanka’s ‘Getting Used to Having Daddy’s Subpoenas’ Waved In Her Face

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The New York Attorney General has...
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Bill Clinton’s MasterClass Will Teach “Fingering the Right Person for the Job”

Last month, online adult education provider Masterclass announced that it had...
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Twitter: MTG Is Allowed One Account Per IQ Point

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, Twitter made headlines when...
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