Yearly Archives: 2022

Boebert: “The Free Market is Full of Commies Censoring Conservatives!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking in the nation's capital at a prayer...

Stupidfuck Promises to Pardon Dumbfucks Who Attempted Idiotic Coup on His Behalf

This weekend, a defeated former president and confirmed stupidfuck -- who...

Cruz: Weak Biden Won’t Nominate Functioning Alcoholic Who Can’t Recall Their Attempted Rapes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- No matter who President Joe Biden selects to...

Obama Tells Biden He Can ‘Think of One Black Woman With a Law Degree’ to Replace Breyer

President Joe Biden is currently conducting a search for someone to...

Joe Rogan Will Re-Record Neil Young’s Catalogue, But Needs Mic Stand Lowered Four Feet First

CHEMTRAIL FALLS, TEXAS -- Podcaster Joe Rogan has been asked to...

If We Can’t Fantasize Sexually About the Green M&M or Minnie Mouse, the Commies Already Won

The following editorial was written and submitted to The Political Garbage Chute by...

Del Mar Racetrack Cancels Greene’s Stable Rental Due to Lack of Payment

DEL MAR, CALIFORNIA -- Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene will no...

Bipartisanship: Democrats Manchin & Sinema Eager to Block Democrats Replacing Justice Breyer

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Few things cause quite so much commotion in...

Tucker Carlson Lands Exclusive Interview With Putin’s Taint

A visibly excited Tucker Carlson announced on Fox News this morning...

We Know It’s Not a Brain, So What’s Inside Dan Bongino’s Enormous Skull?

Of all the right-wing media personalities in America, none have a...