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Op-Ed: We Need to Leave Our Confederate Statues in Place, But Never Talk About Why They Exist

The following editorial was written and submitted by Floriduh Governor Ron...
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In Potential Fight Between Putin and Musk, Most Rooting for Simultaneous Spontaneous Combustion

This week, billionaire and terminally online Twitter troll Elon Musk challenged...
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Recently Orphaned Ukrainian Grateful Glenn Greenwald Sticks Up for Tucker, Tulsi, and Putin

Less than a month ago, Russia began its illegal invasion of...
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Fox News No Longer Gives Anchors Choice of Being Paid in Dollars or Rubles

For years, Fox News has given its top anchors a choice...
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He Spent $150 on “Let’s Go Brandon” Merch and Now Biden Won’t Let Him Fill His Gas Tank

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest episode of his...
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CEO Blames Inflation for His 400% Bonus This Year

In late March of 2020, Ener-Go Enterprises shut down the majority...
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Jesus Warns His Trans Little Children to ‘Stay the Fuck Away’ From the Bible Belt

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry...
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Rep Greene Threatens to Impeach Biden for Not Loaning Secret Space Laser to Ukraine

Freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is no stranger to drafting...
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Data Shows DeSantis Thinks About Gay Sex More Than Two Dudes Banging

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Florida's controversial new "Don't Say Gay" bill is...
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What Impact Has Biden’s Inflation Had on Covfefe Imports?

https://youtu.be/deUU6n4viWQ Throughout most of 2020, as the U.S. government was sending stimulus...
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