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Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Moving Vans

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Biden Cancels White House’s Adderall Subscription from Amazon Prime

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he doesn't officially take over as president...
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Trump Wants Congress to Declare Him President of the Confederacy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before becoming the 45th most intelligent President of...
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Trump Already Broke New Year’s Resolution to Not Be a Fucking Moron

His friends and family, and even close political advisers, all warned...
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Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Movers

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Mexican government has offered to foot...
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Trump Tells His Kids He Expects To Be Called “President Daddy” The Rest of His Life

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Stephen Miller Disappointed to Find Out His New Employer Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House...
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Can Donald Trump Just Park an RV in the White House Driveway for Four Years?

Recently, our sister publication Alternative Facts published a story we just had to...
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4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump

Everyone knows that Donald Trump won the 2020 presidential election, that...
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Trump Asserts His Right to Commit Impeachable Offenses Until Joe Biden is Sworn-In

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump is entitled, as president, to commit...
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