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MAGA News

Matt Gaetz Blames Antifa for His Inability to Show Up To Work Sober

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visually intoxicated Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Trump's Taint)...
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Science & Medicine

FDA Approves New Drug for Patriots Suffering from Insurrectile Dysfunction

Did you recently storm the capitol, vandalize it, harass the police,...
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U.S. Politics

3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once

Looking to melt thousands of snowflakes at one time? Trying to...
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MAGA News

Trump Assures MAGA Nation He’s Not Yet Tired of Winning at Losing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry, ranting, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame...
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U.S. Politics

Georgia Runoff Defeats Break Ancient Spell and McConnell’s Dick Turns Back Into Lump of Coal

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It happened with a sort of "cracking" sound,...
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U.S. Politics

Mike Pence Will Certify Biden’s Win, But Not Take Trump’s Dong Out of His Mouth First

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This might the toughest spot Mike Pence has...
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The Democrats

Biden Says He’ll Nominate Abrams for “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”

In just 14 days, Joe Biden will become the 46th President...
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World News

Mexico Issues $0.00 Check For Final Wall Payment

This story was first published on Alternatively Facts, and is reprinted below...
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U.S. Politics

Cruz Will Insist That Congress Certify He Has an Ugly Wife and No Balls

This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post and is reprinted with permission. Before...
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World News

Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Moving Vans

THIS STORY WAS REPUBLISHED WITH DIRECT PERMISSION FROM SISTER PUBLICATION THE...
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