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Cuomo Considering Jump to GOP So He Can Do Whatever He Wants and Have The Support of His Party

"They had a guy in the White House for four years that has credible allegations against him, and never said a word about it."
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Biden Wants Antifa, Inc. to Help Add Cancel Culture to School Curriculum

"President Biden understands the most important challenge facing kids today is knowing when, where, why, and how to cancel a plastic toy potato's genitals."
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Dear Liberals: You Will Pry Mr. Potato Head’s Penis From Our Cold, Dead Hands

EDITOR'S NOTE: The following op-ed was submitted to The Pastiche Post by...
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An Excerpt from Trump’s Post-Presidential Diary

"The only real difference is I don’t have my beautiful Twitter account."
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Arizona Republicans File Bill Making it Illegal to Register as a Democrat

"It will definitely be a capital offense, no doubt about it."
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White Collar Criminal Wants Credit for Vaccine for Disease He Said Would Go Away In Weeks

"...if I wasn’t President, you wouldn’t be getting that beautiful ‘shot’ for 5 years, at best."
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Texas Gov. Signs Bill Requiring Texans to Remove Their Masks and Tongue Kiss a Covid Patient

The law also contains a provision that forces Democrats to get "666" tattoos from unmasked, covid positive tattoo artists.
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Pillar of Masculinity and Super Soldier Tucker Carlson Criticizes Female Combat Vets

The world's most alpha of alpha males, Fox News' Tucker Carlson, has some thoughts to share on female combat veterans.
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Women in Arkansas Now Have 90 Days to Register Their Reproductive Organs

Due to a new harsh abortion restriction, women in Arkansas have 90 days to register their junk.
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Republicans Worry Biden’s $1.9T Rescue Plan Will Cut Childhood Poverty Too Much

""What happens if we run out of people to be poor? Have any of you Woketopian Libtarded Soyboy Beta Cucks thought about that?"
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