Yearly Archives: 2021

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McConnell Blasts Dems for Wanting to Change the Filibuster ‘Like That A-Hole McConnell Changed the Filibuster’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With control of the Senate resting a knife's...

James Schlarmann - March 16, 2021

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Ron Johnson: “I Shouldn’t Have to Take My Hood and Robes Off to Prove I’m not Racist!”

"What makes me racist is my racist views of non-white people! But I didn't even say any of that stuff on the radio last week!"

James Schlarmann - March 16, 2021

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Pepe Le Pew and Mr. Potato Head’s Penis Lead Early 2024 GOP Polls

There are already two new frontrunners in the battle for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination.

James Schlarmann - March 16, 2021

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5 Arguments to Convince Your Republican Uncle to Get the Covid-19 Vaccine

In a new poll conducted by NPR and Marist, 49% of Republican men said they likely would NOT get the covid-19 vaccine.

James Schlarmann - March 16, 2021

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Pope Francis Says Catholic Church Can Still Bless and Cover-Up Same-Sex Molestations

VATICAN CITY, VATICAN -- Pope Francis issued a statement this weekend...

James Schlarmann - March 15, 2021

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Call Recording Emerges from November of Trump Asking GA, PA, and WI to Leave The Union

"You can't decide the presidency if you're not a part of the country, can you?"

James Schlarmann - March 15, 2021

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Biden Thanks Trump for Nearly Spelling ‘Vaccine’ Right on Operation Warp Speed Documents

"I suppose it could've been a lot worse if the scientists hadn't known what he meant by 'VACKSEEN.'"

James Schlarmann - March 15, 2021

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Texas GOP Wants to Repeal Voting

"We’re so polarized as a nation, and it only makes matters worse when liberals rub it in conservative faces by, like, getting more votes or whatever."

James Schlarmann - March 15, 2021

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Cuomo Considering Jump to GOP So He Can Do Whatever He Wants and Have The Support of His Party

"They had a guy in the White House for four years that has credible allegations against him, and never said a word about it."

James Schlarmann - March 12, 2021

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Biden Wants Antifa, Inc. to Help Add Cancel Culture to School Curriculum

"President Biden understands the most important challenge facing kids today is knowing when, where, why, and how to cancel a plastic toy potato's genitals."

James Schlarmann - March 12, 2021

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