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Doughy Senator Defends White Supremacist’s Right to Mock Women Who Could Kick Their Asses

Ted Cruz wants to know why military officials would defend their own instead of letting Tucker Carlson bash them.
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Is It Antifa or Cancel Culture’s Fault You Keep Getting In Trouble for The Things You Say And Do?

Sure, you could stop saying and doing things that are offensive, but why would you do something mature when you can blame Antifa or cancel culture instead?
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McConnell Blasts Dems for Wanting to Change the Filibuster ‘Like That A-Hole McConnell Changed the Filibuster’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With control of the Senate resting a knife's...
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Ron Johnson: “I Shouldn’t Have to Take My Hood and Robes Off to Prove I’m not Racist!”

"What makes me racist is my racist views of non-white people! But I didn't even say any of that stuff on the radio last week!"
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Pepe Le Pew and Mr. Potato Head’s Penis Lead Early 2024 GOP Polls

There are already two new frontrunners in the battle for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination.
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5 Arguments to Convince Your Republican Uncle to Get the Covid-19 Vaccine

In a new poll conducted by NPR and Marist, 49% of Republican men said they likely would NOT get the covid-19 vaccine.
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Pope Francis Says Catholic Church Can Still Bless and Cover-Up Same-Sex Molestations

VATICAN CITY, VATICAN -- Pope Francis issued a statement this weekend...
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Call Recording Emerges from November of Trump Asking GA, PA, and WI to Leave The Union

"You can't decide the presidency if you're not a part of the country, can you?"
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Biden Thanks Trump for Nearly Spelling ‘Vaccine’ Right on Operation Warp Speed Documents

"I suppose it could've been a lot worse if the scientists hadn't known what he meant by 'VACKSEEN.'"
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Texas GOP Wants to Repeal Voting

"We’re so polarized as a nation, and it only makes matters worse when liberals rub it in conservative faces by, like, getting more votes or whatever."
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