Yearly Archives: 2021

Boebert: Giving D.C. Statehood ‘Would Be Unfair to Fans of Marvel Movies’

"I'm sure we MAGAs would love to give Mar-A-Lago a couple electoral college votes, but that's not how we do things in this country, yet."

Robert T. Antifa is Tired of Liberals Calling His Very Real Organization ‘Just an Idea’

"I don't see Unicorn Farts or Loch Ness Monster Holdings, or the Catholic Church being treated with such disdain and fear."

Ted Cruz Says If D.C. Gets Statehood, Mar-A-Lago Should Too

"If they're gonna give all those, you know, URBANS, two more senators, it's only fair we get two more ourselves."

GOP Congressman Glad Trump Left All the Kids in Cages So He Can Blame Them on Biden Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When former President Donald Trump left office this...

Trump Developing “Qoogle,” His Own Search Engine

Trump isn't just launching his own social media company, he's launching his own search engine for "people looking for feelings over facts."

Greene and Boebert Want Fauci to Tell Americans When They Can Have Klan and MAGA Rallies Again

"What kind of America do we live in if people can't go burn a few thousand college textbooks, or light a few dozen crosses?"

Matt Gaetz Mocks Biden For Not Licking a Single Authoritarian Dictator’s Taint Yet

"I bet Sleepy Joe doesn't even KNOW where Kim Jong-Un's G-spot is!"

Moron Leader Gives His Idiot Cult Permission to Get Vaccinated From Disease He Downplayed

After weeks of silence, the MAGA cult's idiotic leader has finally given them permission to get their covid-19 vaccine.