Yearly Archives: 2021

Police Force Tries to Cash In On Star Wars Day with “May the Excessive Force Be With You!” Meme

PHARTSBERG, PENNSYLVANIA -- The invention of social media has given many...

Biden: The Oval Office Desk Chair Still Smells Like KFC Farts

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has been in office for...

Lauren Boebert Wishes Happy May 4th to ‘All Fans of Star Tracks’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) is a big...

Attack Helicopter Identifies as Someone Who Thinks You’re a Transphobic Douchebag

Choppy McChopperson has lived their entire life as a Boeing AH-65...

No Matter What Lamestream Media Says, Man Will Believe the Election Was Stolen and Earth is Flat

FUCKFACE RIVER, IDAHO -- If a mainstream news outlet says something,...

Billionaire Will Be ‘Forced to Hide Money’ From Different Country If Biden Raises His Taxes

AVARICE FALLS, ILLINOIS -- Oliver Garkus made his first million dollars when...

Michael Flynn Can Recite the Pledge of Allegiance in Russian Without Difficulty

In Georgia this weekend, former Army General Michael Flynn had what...

Ann Coulter Still Hopes to Win Triple Crown Next Year

One horse in particular is quite sad this morning. "I don't know,...