Yearly Archives: 2021

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Study Shows Ben Shapiro Thinks About Transgender People’s Genitals More Than Transgender People

If you are a transgender person, a new study from the...
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Lauren Boebert Wishes Happy May 4th to ‘All Fans of Star Tracks’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) is a big...
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Republican Unsure If “The Big Lie” is Stolen Elections, Trickle Down Economics, or Iraq’s WMDs

MENDA CITY, IOWA -- Everybody on the news keeps talking about "The...
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Attack Helicopter Identifies as Someone Who Thinks You’re a Transphobic Douchebag

Choppy McChopperson has lived their entire life as a Boeing AH-65...
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No Matter What Lamestream Media Says, Man Will Believe the Election Was Stolen and Earth is Flat

FUCKFACE RIVER, IDAHO -- If a mainstream news outlet says something,...
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Billionaire Will Be ‘Forced to Hide Money’ From Different Country If Biden Raises His Taxes

AVARICE FALLS, ILLINOIS -- Oliver Garkus made his first million dollars when...
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Michael Flynn Can Recite the Pledge of Allegiance in Russian Without Difficulty

In Georgia this weekend, former Army General Michael Flynn had what...
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Ann Coulter Still Hopes to Win Triple Crown Next Year

One horse in particular is quite sad this morning. "I don't know,...
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Trump Left Behind Unpaid $1 Million McDonald’s Tab for Biden Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Presidential transitions take time, and as such, it...
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Musk Asked SNL to Bring on Babylon Bee Writers So Show Can Be One, Never-Ending Gender Identification Joke

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- If billionaires are known for anything,...
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