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5 Sandwiches to Order Instead of Administering the Heimlich Maneuver to a Choking Mitch McConnell

It's happened to so many of us we've probably lost count. You...
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ISIS Agrees With Matt Gaetz: Murdering Americans is Okay

Last night at a rally in Georgia with fellow Republican Congresswoman...
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Gaetz and Greene Form Qu Qlux Qlan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor...
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GA Republicans Want to Audit the Elections of 1860 and 2008 Next

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Republicans in the state of Georgia have been...
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Trump Confident He Could Run the Country From Rikers Island

FART-A-LOT-GO, FLORIDA -- If he had to, former one-term, twice-impeached President...
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Flashback: Al Qaeda Votes to Block Formation of 9/11 Commission

As Senate Republicans inch closer to blocking the formation of the...
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Marjorie Greene Cast in New Biopic About Seattle Slew

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Whether or not her political career ends up...
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Fauci: It’s ‘Entirely Possible’ Ted Cruz Leaked From a Lab or Trump’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Dr. Anthony Fauci finally laid to rest some...
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Gaetz Leaving Congress to Become Dean of Emissions at Liberty University

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Embattled Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) has decided it's...
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Greene Says She’ll Have Q-Anon Tattoos Removed Via Secret Space Laser

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) divulged to reporters...
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