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Don’t Go To Sleep Before Checking Under Your Bed for Antifa, Cancel Culture, and Critical Race Theory

If you're one of the millions of Americans who is still...
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Giuliani: Trump Will Will Be Reinstated on August 33rd and Force NY Bar to Readmit Him

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former New York City Mayor Rudy...
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Man Switches Parties After Devastating “Demon-craps” Insult

CORNHOLE LAKE, MINNESOTA -- For most of his adult life, Gary...
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Giuliani Vows to Sue Any Manhattan Bar That Won’t Serve Him

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani...
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Man Unsure If Critical Race Theory, Cancel Culture, or White Supremacist Violence Biggest Threat

STUPID MORON TOWN, TEXAS -- Greg Palumbo is, by his own...
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Gaetz Volunteers to House Any Unaccompanied 17-Year-Old Girls Found at the Border

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Hailing himself as a "true American patriot and...
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Gov. Signs Law Forcing FBI to Give Every Missourian a Semiautomatic Rifle

JEFFERSON CITY, MISSOURI -- Governor Mike Parson (Q) just signed a...
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Doctors Marvel: Lobotomy Somehow Leaves Man Twice as Smart as Marjorie Taylor Greene

PHARDT'S PEAK, GEORGIA -- Every doctor we interviewed was completely unable...
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McConnell: Republicans Shouldn’t Lose Elections Just Because They Get Fewer Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-Moscow) joined...
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Ivanka’s Never Been So Sure Her Dad’s Not Batman

"My first clue was that unlike Bruce Wayne, Daddy's a billionaire...
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